okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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