I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
organizing the empties. That sober.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Panties = found
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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