oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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