please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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