I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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