dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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