I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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