IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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