So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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