i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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