'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I look better un-naked...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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