Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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