i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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