pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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