isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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