So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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