Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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