So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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