i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
