How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's like iHOP with fire
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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