So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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