My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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