i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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