dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My cat gives me a boner
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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