If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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