I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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