Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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