Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
