hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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