did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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