Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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