Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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