i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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