i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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