Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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