What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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