So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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