In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize