mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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