I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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