her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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