dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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