Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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