erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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