It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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