I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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