What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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