when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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