i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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