$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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