I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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