You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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