he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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