Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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