I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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